Dear Readers,
I have completed my Christmas list to Old Saint Nick! Here is what I am asking for:
- a new axe and shovel
- a gift certificate to the Big and Tall
- Gottschalk’s greatest hits
- one of those lovely glass sculptures I see for sale in the East Village. I believe they are fine looking paperweights.
I hope I do not receive coal this year, I was a very good boy.
Yours,
A. Lincoln